The Most Amazing Eyebrows I've Ever Seen

"Mommy, I'm going to put on my make-up for Teagan's wedding."

[While ironing in kitchen] "Okay, that sounds good.  Remember, less is more."

15 minutes later:

"[walking into room holding ironed flower girl dress] Okay, honey, here's your dress.  You should probably...Uh, whoa.  Wow.  That's, uh..."

"Mommy, I look handsome.  Why do I look handsome?  I'm supposed to have girl make-up."

"Well, Nora, I think it might be your eyebrows.  Somehow they seem kinda...masculine.  You know, like a man.  I don't know which man, but..."

"Okay, back to the drawing board."