"Mommy, I'm going to put on my make-up for Teagan's wedding."
[While ironing in kitchen] "Okay, that sounds good. Remember, less is more."
15 minutes later:
"[walking into room holding ironed flower girl dress] Okay, honey, here's your dress. You should probably...Uh, whoa. Wow. That's, uh..."
"Mommy, I look handsome. Why do I look handsome? I'm supposed to have girl make-up."
"Well, Nora, I think it might be your eyebrows. Somehow they seem kinda...masculine. You know, like a man. I don't know which man, but..."
"Okay, back to the drawing board."