Doing jigsaw puzzles with your mom can be hazardous to your sleep.

"Have you seen this little gray, speckled piece?  Hold on.  Let me get a pen."

"Why did they even cut the picture up in the first place?"

"Mom, that's not a puzzle piece.  That's a potato chip."

"How long have we been sitting here?"  "I don't know.  How old are you?"